i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
Do you remember the way the girls
would call out “love you!”
conveniently leaving out the “I”
as if they didn’t want to commit
to their own declarations.
I agree that the “I” is a pretty heavy concept.
Iago himself has already been consumed by jealousy; Othello is simply the next meal in the green-eyed monster’s endless feast
You should date a boy with money. Date a boy who doesn’t have a shrimp dick. Date a boy who spends his money on diamond jewelry instead of video games. Ask for a tiara on your second date. Date a boy with a car. Date a boy who had a personal butler when he was born. Date a boy with shitty grades and good looks. Date a boy you can easily manipulate. Date a boy who shops in Paris and dines in Hong Kong. Spend every weekend in a new city. Date a boy with a gold jacuzzi in his villa. Date a boy who has excellent health insurance. Date a boy who can cater to your every whim. Date a boy with money.
what do you mean LGBTA doesn’t stand for Loving Gentle Brilliant Tremendous Ally
"Its all well and good that you’re fans of ‘Arrested Deveopment’ now, but where were you when they needed you?"
-Whine by Sean Wraith
i was in middle school
excuse me ma’am so you have a moment to sign my petition to have one direction sing “my shiny teeth and me” in their next world tour